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    October 19

    喏。喏。

          在好友的一再敦促下,我决定向大家汇报一下这个夏天我是怎样度过的。日子不免无聊,相片又全是手机所照,看得义愤填膺,心想“岂有此理竟然还有这么差的相机”的朋友恐怕不在少数,还望诸位海涵。

         夏天从6月15日夜晚开始。毫无疑问。截至6月15日下午5时止,我的所有时间都为执业医师第二拨考试所侵蚀,所蹂躏,所统治。这张相片是14日在机场等回广州的飞机时所摄,通过镜头大家可以发现,面临着第二天连考九个小时的杜猪侠,面容憔悴,形貌枯槁,笑靥黯淡,心神潦倒。

          而在第二天的考试中,才考到第四个小时,杜猪侠已在心中将这场万恶的考试咒骂了九万多次。以至九个小时后走出考场仍然心潮澎湃,愤愤不平。恭候在外迎接猪女的杜爸爸心下暗叫不妙,想完了,这一万块考试费可打了水漂。于是惴惴不安,小心翼翼试探着问:“孩儿,当屏幕上一出现试题时,你是不是当头一棒,脑中嗡的一下?”猪侠慨然答道:“不!吾父,孩儿当时脑中只有一个念头:NND,这试题可真TM变态!”

          由此,猪侠创立了杜氏家训第一条:遇到挫折时,不能垂头丧气,心灰意冷,猪侠们要愤怒,要抗争,要揭竿而起,执戈而战。

          补批:如果没有能力执戈而战,那么不妨保存实力,可先在内心最深处把对方淋漓骂够,余下待议。

           考完试后正式进入夏季,每日疲于病房门诊值班急诊,猪侠间间断断发了两个月的低烧,身体疼得夜晚躺在值班床上翻来覆去睡不着。然而看到跳芭蕾舞的胖妞们,忽然心中大喜,蓬生革命战友般的感情。金兰情谊,合影留念。

           好友松松是一位非常美丽的女孩子,迷人处在于她一点都不掩饰自己的骄傲和美丽。

           圈中有位美人美名远扬,我闻之已久,听说松松看过她的相片,便问松松:“那个谁谁谁是不是长得很漂亮?”

           松松大哼一声,嗤之以鼻:“那当然没有我们这样令人惊艳的了。”

           后来我见到美人本人,不禁大吃一惊,瞠目结舌,真是沉鱼落雁我见犹怜,心下暗叫松松这小子真敢说。由此总结出松氏家训第一条供诸位女性朋友分享:无论何时何地,都要保持惊世骇俗山崩海啸摧毁一切无所畏惧的自信。

          我对麦兜的爱可谓人与天齐,秉着对它深沉的爱,我已经学会了“如何打麦兜式太极拳”“如何猪眼转转(沉默,无声,迅速地左右滚动)”“如何麦兜式点菜”“如何麦兜式许愿”。我恨不得披上道袍去参加春田花花国际幼儿武术大赛。我恨不得像麦兜一样好好学习终于门门功课都拿一百分。每当我看不进去书时就想起夜晚的一灯如豆下麦兜趴在窗前一千次默写"O-R-A-N-G-E",于是我心如沉香意气风发一千次地默写"acute pyelonephritis"。
     
          仲夏已尽,冬之将至。我的09 A/W风格主题是:性感,温暖,落拓,不羁。青山不改,绿水长流,诸位好友,保重身体,后会有期。

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    Kucukiwrote:
    终于等到了呵呵~~
    亲爱的已经一季没有出现了!

    喜欢跳芭蕾那张,灰常可爱~
    Oct. 22
    Elysewrote:
    苗条,被羡煞。
    Oct. 19
    峰 润wrote:
    购一台单反机吧。
    Oct. 19

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